Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Opening in 1940

Opening in 1940

A Seinfeld and Greatest American Hero plus George Costanza mashup

Golden-yellow ornate Victorian scrollwork frames distressed text reading "UVA UVAM VIVENDO VARIA FIT" above large lettering "HAT CREEK" and "CATTLE COMPANY AND LIVERY EMPORIUM" with "LONESOME DOVE

Somewhere a liberal arts major just felt a chill

Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Opening in 1940Ranking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all