Drink Up Pussies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL font since 1986

font since 1986

but Donny's getting it anyway

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

pointed snout

Drink Up Pussies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL font since 1986Two cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.