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Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

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and that's what made it beautiful every single time

An Apple a Day - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Swearing a blood oath overApples went from health advice to self defense the moment someone realized a Honeycrisp at 60 mph solves most interpersonal conflicts. Doctors hate this one weird trick, but not as much as the guy standing 30 feet away. The Details: Large red chunky text reads "An apple a day keeps anyone away." at the top. Smaller green italic text in parentheses reads "(If you throw it hard enough.)" beside a green woodcut style illustration of a smiling farmer in a