I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville and yellow stands upright on

and yellow stands upright on a red base

Retro 1970s cream cursive text outlined in golden-orange reads "Santa's Favorite Ho" below

Bold dark green serif text below reads "WHO CUT ONE

with "RIBBON CUT CHEWING TOBACCO" curving below and "TRD" and "MRK" flanking two crossed arrows on the white inner circle

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville and yellow stands upright onCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved