Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt covina Distressed white text beneath reads

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

and he was fine with it

Large distressed white serif letters "NY" sit below the portrait

A high-contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt covina Distressed white text beneath readsAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each