Snow's Out Ho's Out - Unisex Hoodie burgers Design inspired by Jackie Chiles

Design inspired by Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld

Arched distressed cream text reads "STUD" in bold serif lettering

and it's just the noise you make when someone hides behind a door

Millions of years of natural selection peaked at a species that argues ball-and-strike calls with a guy standing three feet away

Snow's Out Ho's Out - Unisex Hoodie burgers Design inspired by Jackie ChilesSanta's catchphrase being three repetitions of 'ho' was always suspiciously on the nose for a guy who watches people in bed all year. Snow just gave him the excuse to finally say it with intent. The Details: Decorative white script text reads "Snow's Out" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with a red hat, green holly, rosy cheeks, and a full white beard, surrounded by scattered white snow dots. Bold white blackletter