Django - Dr. King Schultz - Long Sleeve T-Shirt farts Distressed white serif text stacked

Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface

Luke's whiny errand complaint aged poorly once the whole destiny thing kicked in

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

Elmo's deepest conviction has nothing to do with survival training or Cold War politics

Django - Dr. King Schultz - Long Sleeve T-Shirt farts Distressed white serif text stackedSchultz's bedside manner involves a beer, a chat about Goethe, and a very permanent extraction. "Amazing and Painless" is technically true if you're not the one on the wanted poster. Inspired by Django Unchained. The Details: Golden tan ornate script reads "Dr. King Schultz" across the top, framed by decorative Victorian scrollwork. A hand drawn portrait of Dr. King Schultz in a bowler hat sits centered, flanked by distressed serif text reading