Big Ween Energy - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL " above a white illustration

" above a white illustration of a dress shoe with sparkle stars and a shoe shine brush above it

" with gold serif text reading "CONTRABAND" below

Wearing it guarantees someone will ask if it's real

with a small star beneath it

Big Ween Energy - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL " above a white illustrationHalloween clip art straight off a 1978 candy bag is doing an incredible amount of heavy lifting to disguise the fact that you're wearing a dick joke in public. Dracula died for this level of plausible deniability. The Details: Vintage hand drawn Halloween illustrations in orange, green, red, and cream depict a skeleton, a green werewolf head with red eyes, a carved jack o' lantern, a Dracula figure in a cape, and two small red bats. Cream bubble style